Honey Boo Boo Gets Purdy and Plays Bingo

This Wednesday's episode of Honey Boo Boo was a mixed bag, but a mixed bag of nothing but goodies.

To save some money, which is June's favorite pastime, June and the girls went to visit Honey Boo Boo's make-up artist in order for June to learn how to do Honey Boo Boo's pageant make-up, so she wouldn't have to fork over the money for make-up applications every pageant.  Well, June's eyes aren't too good and her sausage fingers couldn't hold the brushes and applicators, and she ended up, as Honey Boo Boo said, squishing what looked like a marshmallow into Honey Boo Boo's eyelid and drawing on a crooked eyebrow.  Honey Boo Boo looked like a melting Tammy Faye.  At the end of the make-up application, Honey Boo Boo hollered, "I look like I just got off the street from walking!"  I know a six year old shouldn't know about street walkers, but is that really all that bad considering she has three older sisters who I'm sure don't filter their mouths?

Next the family goes to Bingo at the local VFW with the hope of winning some mad cash to fund Honey Boo Boo's pageants.  They walk away without any winnings, but we do learn that Bingo is June's favorite sport and that she likes it so much because it's a "spur of the moment" sport.  Later, the asshole-ish, uppity cameramen ask Honey Boo Boo to spell Bingo.  Whew weee.  It went some like this. . . B-I-N-G (wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, some more silence) O.  I was sweating that one.  I needed her to spell it right so so so so bad.

Later Honey Boo Boo gets to meet Ms. Georgia 2011 for tips on how to make improvements to her stage presence and to get some advice on how to reach her goals.  Honey Boo Boo, June, and Miss Georgia go to a bakery for a dessert, and Honey Boo Boo eats two slices of cake, spits some cake on Miss Georgia, and farts at the table.  Miss Georgia, talk about boring, she didn't even laugh.  Come on!  Honey Boo Boo later said she didn't think Miss Georgia ever farted.  No, Honey Boo Boo, that's not it.  Some people just don't have a sense of humor, and act like they'd never do something so uncouth.  As a gift, Miss Georgia gave Honey Boo Boo a signed photograph, and Honey Boo Boo looks at the picture of Miss Georgia and goes, "Who's that pretty lady?"  She didn't even know that photoshopped person in the photograph was the one sitting across the table from her. I loved it!

My favorite moment of this past Wednesday's episode was when Honey Boo Boo was looking at herself in a hand mirror while rocking in a lazy chair and eating a Little Debbie cake.  She says to her mirror self, "I'm relaxing, eating, and having a great time."  Oh, I just loved that moment.  Those are my favorite moments too, Honey Boo Boo.