Tuesday, September 18, 2012

I Don't Feel Sorry for Kate Middleton or Her Boobs

Kate Middleton (or the new Diana) was on vacation, like her life isn't a vacation everyday, in Provence laying out on the rooftop of her expansive, private villa, and she went topless.  IDIOT.  What a stupid, stupid, stupid person.  Now the Duchess of Cambridge and her princey husband have their undies wadded tighter up their arses than they already did before, and they're suing or threatening to sue the tabloids who've published these photos or those who are going to publish these photos. The topless photos have already been published in Ireland, France, and Italy, and are likely to make their way around the globe be it through print or the Internet.  As if her boobs are that great. 

So you think this is an invasion of your privacy, Her Highness?  You gave up your privacy the day you married a prince.  Duh!  I really do believe that she should just eat it, let it go, and not make the same mistake in the future. 

Why didn't she think about the sneaky paparazzi, and why didn't she think about Duchess Sarah Ferguson's scandalous poolside topless photos from 1992?  Maybe she could use this event to get the rest of us outside of Europe to go topless.  Bikinis would be cheaper.  There is that.  New York is headed in that direction with its Go Topless Day .  Maybe all we need is Kate Middleton to tell us yea, that's okay.

My advice to Kate is to only run around topless with the shades drawn.  Get your freak on behind closed doors.  It's a small sacrifice to make on the way to becoming queen of whatever one day.





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